EFFIN LANCE

Born of the unlikely union of a parrot and a tackle box, Effin Lance was brought into the world for only one reason. Nobody knows that reason. Not even Effin Lance. So until that moment happens, he will make some art. Tottering between absurdism, bad puns, a cry for help, and pop culture parodies, Lance is just making stuff for art's sake alone. Art isn't aware of this dedication, and frequently ignores Lance's calls, emails, texts, and the fact he can see Art in his living room window, ignoring him, really makes Effin Lance try harder. Thank you for looking at Effin Lance's weird stuff, and I hope you like it better than Art. Fuck that guy. I love him.